How to ruin your diet: Pan Fried Red Ribbon Ensaymada

Hello! here's a sure fire way to ruin your diet. Ever had Red Ribbon Ensaymadas? Wait lets not call it that. Lets call it 'das cause thats more awesome. Ever had some Red Ribbon 'das? You do? Have you ever had them fried to a crisp crusty behemoth of pleasure?

What most people don't know is that when you eat at Red Ribbon, as in you dine-in and eat inside the establishment. When you order ensaymada, they fry it up for you. And smother it with butter and powedered sugar. That got me thinking. maybe i could do my own version at home!

I shall dedicate this post in teaching you how to ruin your diet with a Pan Fried Red Ribbon 'das. WITH PICTURES!

So we start off by softening a refrigerated 'da via microwaving heating.


DELIGHTFUL! But not delightful enough!

After that we get butter and melt it in a teflon pan


The more non-fat the butter, the better

Make sure your 'da is not spoiled and doesnt have molds and such. Happened to me before and that was a fun experience in the toilet...


I shat the sheriff...

Now because I wasted time macro-ing the shot above. I didnt notice the butter was burning in my pan. So there you go, we put some more butter (and burn it) and the pan is ready for crispy-fying.


Butter should not be brown, but its all good

We put the 'da cheese side up and let it fry until you feel its burnt enough.


Burninating commencing!

Now we flip it over. AND WHATS THIS? NO cheese on this side?! FOR SHAME! The lack of cheese saddens me, so we go to the icebox and look for cheese we can burn.


THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

I found some singles cheese and it did its job well. If you could, you could put 1-900 slices of cheese in there. I dont care.


ah yes, the world is better now

Now lets flip it over to burn the NFC (New Found Cheese). Make sure you melt it good.


Mas masarap pa sa SEx ;)

On to the plate. Now for garnishing purposes, we put some Philadelphia Cream Cheese on top. FOR GARNISHING PURPOSES NGA LANG E. Its not mainly for eating. but you can eat it too. :)


'Das Incredible!

So there you go, remember that when ruining your diet, make sure you go ALL-OUT. because partially ruining your diet is just stupid. If your already ruining it with a Banana Split you should make that go with a Chocolate Milkshake as well. I mean why wouldn't you? its already ruined anyway.